So here it is people ... THINGS ABOUT INDIA NO WILL DARE TELL YOU......
"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth." ~Mahatma
Gandhi.... Am gonna follow the worlds of a person i love the most ..
Note : Am an Indian , am a Hindu i have traveled(walked) almost 75% of
whole of India and meet people from the rest 25%, and also meet fellow
travelers from all continents along the journey with their story of how
they survived India, there will be three main categories ... Indians ,
Caucasians(white ppl the indian way of calling it) and foreigners.Am
gonna tell from POV of how aliens see Earth.
0) Everything you see in the movie Slumdog Millionaire
frame by frame is true, Danny deserved an oscar for capturing such huge
civilization in such minute scale + everything russel peter jokes about
is also true. A country is determined by its general population not by a
group of people, just like a house is determined by the family that
lives in not by its one or two exceptional members , when i refer
Indians its 65% note in 1.2 billion its a very huge number.
1 )
The Great India - Imagine entire europe under one flag with all its
countries , its individual cultures , food and heritage combined into
one ignoring the effects of its in the future , welcome to india.Don't
believe a guy in news with his cheap 20$ suit tel u India is a
developing country its just a over civilized civilization. In 5000 yrs
it had its time now its just a rotting civilization under the shadow of
its great past. There was time when the whole world had dream to come to
India, Alexander the great came all the way just for his love of this
country.
2) Indians Hate each other~ R.peter .... In ancient times
every state in India was an Individual Kingdom , So many people united
it , Ashoka , Akbar ... Gandhi everybody saw the Cause but not the
effect. people from every direction of the country hate every other
direction. Usually a country hates its neighbors but only country where
people fight among states. U have to speak the native language of the
state in-order to be accepted still they share same Flag.
3) Indian
Brain ~ Its always active , U can never find an indian sitting alone
enjoying the view or beauty or thinking. The problem is its either
finding new ways to get high( in any sense both Toxicity or
Non-toxicity) or inventing food stuff and eating. The Brain tat got
productive simply left the country and became the best in the rest of
the world.Simply because a small group of Superior species cannot
tolerate when suppressed by large group of Inferior ones, It either
rebels or leaves in peace.~laws of nature ( indians will get this )
4) Rotting Civilization ~ There was an ancient time when whole world
adored India, it was country for its love and hospitality , its beauty ,
its resources. Many used that love to rule India , and then started the
cycle of hate.If u travel almost everyone will help you but 90% will
cheat u for money and 10% will help as ur a member of their family, in
90% everyone loves money , they do things for money money give me give
me. When it comes to money u wont know how cheap ppl will beahve.(Russel
Peters)
5) Indian Attitude - Best way to put it ... "Dr.Banner
before he transforms into Hulk" u will never know on which issue an
indian guy gets sensitive. the beautiful thing about White people they
know when to joke , when to stop and how to behave when having fun.
Since everyone hates everyone from the streets to the roads to every
other place. No apologize nor a greeting since everyone hates their work
the curse will be upon you.... soon you will develop this
UN-explainable anger in you once you get deep into india.
6) "Indian will search for the cure of common flu when they have cancer in their system"
They will have the world richest cricket board in the country and have
billion children specifically from 8 to 12 yrs who live life in slumdog
millionaire movie everyday is a death match for them. If u listen to a
speech given by any great country they give so much importance to
children bcos it is in their hands a country is built. Here they care so
much about useless issues like Movies , Tv and sports without realizing
the actual problem.
7) " Nothing in Life is as fucked up as Utter
Pradesh " it is a state in india where all civilization vales meet its
end , presenting Hinduism the Most violent religion on earth, i have
frnds who worship the devil himself , they just cut themselves listen to
gross music and do drugs but never disturb the peace of another
religion.According to True Hindu holy texts, it teaches the most purest
form of living along with all other things on planet. Indian brain is
very good in Finding loop holes to get high , eat human flesh blaming it
on gods .... and ganging up under gods name disturbing the peace of
other religions.it also the most racist religion , the holy text will be
edited according to the people in their region, and same god will have
different SKIN COLOR from north to south india.
8) " Unity in
diversity " its an urban myth , when i travel to the next state they
cheated me for money, so many places they hated where i come from they
just said 'fuck off' best part was i was with a forgineer. Old folks
will talk about unity ask them who their daughter is married to ? The
Caste system comes first then comes the class then comes the language.
Oh i come from a very low caste system trust me i know how it feels u
can feel it in their every breath. In eyes of creator everyone is the
children of god.
9) Indians Love pointing fingers and winning
argument ignoring the actual cause. The government is beautifully
structured for this huge democracy, people love pointing fingers on
government and politicians who run it for all stupid things they do
which can be solved within one another. if all the things discussed with
empty mouth in television is done practically, India will be the most
powerful country. Don't worry it takes another half a century to
realize.
10 ) There is only One CITY in india its Mumbai , the rest
is just fake versions when compared to international standards of
Mumbai. the entire north india is famous for its food, south india is
secured tats it.
But out of all this there is one state in india tat belongs to the ancient india "Rajasthan"
the land of the Royals , first people wont give up thier Honor and
pride and beg to you, where everyone will be treated equal, they dont
cheat nor behave cheap in any way.You will just fall in love in states
like these (only one or two exist in india).
Oh India will look
damn beautiful when u travel with luxury in an air-conditioned bus with
beautiful tint on glass , but once you walk its streets the above things
i mentioned will hit you hard, only when u r ship wrecked u will know
how beautiful a blade of grass is ... come to india , walk in its
streets rip of all ur luxury get ship wrecked. Myself and Marc Achermann a fellow swizz traveller
walked India. we saw , experienced and lived india in its streets. This is just part one .
