Friday 1 March 2013

INDIA FROM AN INDIAN TRAVELLER

So here it is people ... THINGS ABOUT INDIA NO WILL DARE TELL YOU......
"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth." ~Mahatma Gandhi.... Am gonna follow the worlds of a person i love the most ..
Note : Am an Indian , am a Hindu i have traveled(walked) almost 75% of whole of India and meet people from the rest 25%, and also meet fellow travelers from all continents along the journey with their story of how they survived India, there will be three main categories ... Indians , Caucasians(white ppl the indian way of calling it) and foreigners.Am gonna tell from POV of how aliens see Earth.
0) Everything you see in the movie Slumdog Millionaire frame by frame is true, Danny deserved an oscar for capturing such huge civilization in such minute scale + everything russel peter jokes about is also true. A country is determined by its general population not by a group of people, just like a house is determined by the family that lives in not by its one or two exceptional members , when i refer Indians its 65% note in 1.2 billion its a very huge number.
1 ) The Great India - Imagine entire europe under one flag with all its countries , its individual cultures , food and heritage combined into one ignoring the effects of its in the future , welcome to india.Don't believe a guy in news with his cheap 20$ suit tel u India is a developing country its just a over civilized civilization. In 5000 yrs it had its time now its just a rotting civilization under the shadow of its great past. There was time when the whole world had dream to come to India, Alexander the great came all the way just for his love of this country.
2) Indians Hate each other~ R.peter .... In ancient times every state in India was an Individual Kingdom , So many people united it , Ashoka , Akbar ... Gandhi everybody saw the Cause but not the effect. people from every direction of the country hate every other direction. Usually a country hates its neighbors but only country where people fight among states. U have to speak the native language of the state in-order to be accepted still they share same Flag.
3) Indian Brain ~ Its always active , U can never find an indian sitting alone enjoying the view or beauty or thinking. The problem is its either finding new ways to get high( in any sense both Toxicity or Non-toxicity) or inventing food stuff and eating. The Brain tat got productive simply left the country and became the best in the rest of the world.Simply because a small group of Superior species cannot tolerate when suppressed by large group of Inferior ones, It either rebels or leaves in peace.~laws of nature ( indians will get this )
4) Rotting Civilization ~ There was an ancient time when whole world adored India, it was country for its love and hospitality , its beauty , its resources. Many used that love to rule India , and then started the cycle of hate.If u travel almost everyone will help you but 90% will cheat u for money and 10% will help as ur a member of their family, in 90% everyone loves money , they do things for money money give me give me. When it comes to money u wont know how cheap ppl will beahve.(Russel Peters)
5) Indian Attitude - Best way to put it ... "Dr.Banner before he transforms into Hulk" u will never know on which issue an indian guy gets sensitive. the beautiful thing about White people they know when to joke , when to stop and how to behave when having fun. Since everyone hates everyone from the streets to the roads to every other place. No apologize nor a greeting since everyone hates their work the curse will be upon you.... soon you will develop this UN-explainable anger in you once you get deep into india.
6) "Indian will search for the cure of common flu when they have cancer in their system"
They will have the world richest cricket board in the country and have billion children specifically from 8 to 12 yrs who live life in slumdog millionaire movie everyday is a death match for them. If u listen to a speech given by any great country they give so much importance to children bcos it is in their hands a country is built. Here they care so much about useless issues like Movies , Tv and sports without realizing the actual problem.
7) " Nothing in Life is as fucked up as Utter Pradesh " it is a state in india where all civilization vales meet its end , presenting Hinduism the Most violent religion on earth, i have frnds who worship the devil himself , they just cut themselves listen to gross music and do drugs but never disturb the peace of another religion.According to True Hindu holy texts, it teaches the most purest form of living along with all other things on planet. Indian brain is very good in Finding loop holes to get high , eat human flesh blaming it on gods .... and ganging up under gods name disturbing the peace of other religions.it also the most racist religion , the holy text will be edited according to the people in their region, and same god will have different SKIN COLOR from north to south india.
8) " Unity in diversity " its an urban myth , when i travel to the next state they cheated me for money, so many places they hated where i come from they just said 'fuck off' best part was i was with a forgineer. Old folks will talk about unity ask them who their daughter is married to ? The Caste system comes first then comes the class then comes the language. Oh i come from a very low caste system trust me i know how it feels u can feel it in their every breath. In eyes of creator everyone is the children of god.
9) Indians Love pointing fingers and winning argument ignoring the actual cause. The government is beautifully structured for this huge democracy, people love pointing fingers on government and politicians who run it for all stupid things they do which can be solved within one another. if all the things discussed with empty mouth in television is done practically, India will be the most powerful country. Don't worry it takes another half a century to realize.
10 ) There is only One CITY in india its Mumbai , the rest is just fake versions when compared to international standards of Mumbai. the entire north india is famous for its food, south india is secured tats it.
But out of all this there is one state in india tat belongs to the ancient india "Rajasthan"
the land of the Royals , first people wont give up thier Honor and pride and beg to you, where everyone will be treated equal, they dont cheat nor behave cheap in any way.You will just fall in love in states like these (only one or two exist in india).
Oh India will look damn beautiful when u travel with luxury in an air-conditioned bus with beautiful tint on glass , but once you walk its streets the above things i mentioned will hit you hard, only when u r ship wrecked u will know how beautiful a blade of grass is ... come to india , walk in its streets rip of all ur luxury get ship wrecked. Myself and Marc Achermann a fellow swizz traveller walked India. we saw , experienced and lived india in its streets. This is just part one .

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